"I pay your salary!”
“Well, I pay your welfare!"
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I work for sprint in the department of people who owe a LOT of money. Actual Quotes from callers. Us workers don't ask a lot, just to be treated nicely. If you're nice, we're nice, there has never been a simpler concept.
9 months ago
"Your name is stupid! It’s only 2 letters!”
“No ma’am, my name is Alex, but Al is just easier to understand over the phone”
“Well, that makes you a liar too!"
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Can’t beat that logic lady
Infinite
11 months ago
"
So this awesome scam has been going around where people really think that “Obama is going to pay everyone’s phone bill” or some bullshit and I get this genuine gem of a call, from the world’s smartest man…
“No sir, that’s a scam, it’s really not true”
“Oh really? Because I have the president HIMSELF on the line!”
“Uh, Yes, Hello, This is Barack Obama.”
“Okay Mr. Obama, and what is your middle name?”
“…I don’t know”.
(hang up)
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11 months ago
"I also work for Sprint, So I know how it works.”
“You mean you know that you have to pay your bill for service?”
“…Yeah I do know that, but i know I don’t have to right now”
(He hangs up)"
- Infinite
11 months ago
"Favorite Hobby?”
“Stripping”
“…alright"
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“Laquesha the Beasta”
-Melon Collie
11 months ago
"All you have to do is make a payment next monday and your phone will stay on”
“Next monday? As in 7 days?”
“Yes.”
“So you mean a week from now?”
“Yes”
“So that’d be…. next monday?”
“That is correct.”
“Ah, so you mean 7 days?”
“Yes.”
“Okay. I’ll pay in a week"
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-Calender man
-infinite
11 months ago
"I was trying to get to tech support and the lady hung up in my FAAAAAAACE!"
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Guy with phone embedded in face
Mellon Collie
11 months ago
"Do you know what it’s like to owe a lot of money to someone who you don’t even need in your life?”
“Do you mean the phone service?”
“No my ex-wife!"
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Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha guy
Infinite
11 months ago
"What’s your favorite hobby sir?”
“Hobby?”
“You know, your favorite thing to do?”
“..Fat chicks?”
(Yes. That was his actual hobby in the system)"
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I’d like to remind you these aren’t fake proving gentleman
Infinite
11 months ago
"I’m going to give you one last chance to turn on my phone”
“No.”
“…please?"
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Jerk!
Infinite
11 months ago
"You’d think that since I’ve been with you guys for 2 months now you’d help me out!”
“But you haven’t made a payment in 2 months”
“Yeah but that’s not MY fault, now is it?"
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Jerkoff 3000
Infinite
11 months ago
"I’m worried”
“About what, ma’am?”
“Stuff”
“Well, what kind of stuff”
“Y’know, lady stuff”
“O…..kaaay?"
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???
Infinite
11 months ago
"I shouldn’t have a bill that’s 400 dollars and 67 days past due!”
“I agree”
“I wanna talk to someone else, I don’t like your attitude!"
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Angry lady
Infinite
