November 2012
1 post
“I pay your salary!” “Well, I pay your welfare!”
Nov 15th
August 2012
1 post
“Your name is stupid! It’s only 2 letters!” “No ma’am,...”
– Can’t beat that logic lady Infinite
Aug 4th
June 2012
9 posts
“So this awesome scam has been going around where people really think that...”
Jun 28th
“I also work for Sprint, So I know how it works.” “You mean you know...”
– Infinite
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
“Favorite Hobby?” “Stripping” “…alright”
– “Laquesha the Beasta” -Melon Collie
Jun 19th
“All you have to do is make a payment next monday and your phone will stay...”
– -Calender man -infinite
Jun 19th
“I was trying to get to tech support and the lady hung up in my FAAAAAAACE!”
– Guy with phone embedded in face Mellon Collie
Jun 8th
“Do you know what it’s like to owe a lot of money to someone who you...”
– Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha guy Infinite
Jun 8th
“What’s your favorite hobby sir?” “Hobby?” “You...”
– I’d like to remind you these aren’t fake proving gentleman Infinite
Jun 8th
“I’m going to give you one last chance to turn on my phone”...”
– Jerk! Infinite
Jun 8th
May 2012
15 posts
“You’d think that since I’ve been with you guys for 2 months now...”
– Jerkoff 3000 Infinite
May 31st
“I’m worried” “About what, ma’am?”...”
– ??? Infinite
May 31st
“I shouldn’t have a bill that’s 400 dollars and 67 days past...”
– Angry lady Infinite
May 31st
“Okay that’ll be 234 dollars.” “And how much is that in...”
– Barrier, eh? Infinite
May 31st
“Listen, Man, My kids are hungry and I really need these benefits”...”
– Dude who needs a job Siamese Dream 
May 21st
“Why can’t I make an arrangement?” “It’s been over a...”
– Sunburned so bad her brain don’t work lady Infinite
May 18th
“Thank you for calling Sprint this i-..” “Werates?”...”
– Weirdo dude Mellon Collie
May 16th
“Hi, I’d like my phone turned on. It’s my birthday”...”
– Birthday Girl! Infinite
May 11th
“Where do you expect people to find all this money to pay you guys? You ask for...”
– Woman who didn’t quite get it
May 8th
“You really expect me to pay for something I don’t remember doing? This...”
– Strange, strange man
May 8th
““Why, you’re nothing but a corporate bulldog! You hear me! Trained...”
– Angry Guy 2.4 Infinte
May 7th
“Who is your childhood best friend?” “Jean Claude Van-Dammit!”
– Best guy ever
May 4th
“What do you guys do with all the money people pay you? Does it go to third world...”
– Curiously dumb girl
May 4th
14 tags
“I understand that I have to pay for service, if I’m late it’s not...”
– The man who gives me hope for humanity
May 2nd
14 tags
“Looks like that charge is from January to February” “Uh no....”
– Leapin’ Lady infinite
May 1st
14 tags
“Grrrrrrooooowwwwlllll” - (For like 30 seconds) “Sir I think...”
– -Dog man 4000 -Infinite
May 1st
April 2012
36 posts
14 tags
“If you can’t authenticate the account, i can’t give you any personal...”
Apr 30th
14 tags
“So, tonight at midnight, my phone will be suspended?” “Yes...”
– -Jerkface 3000 -Infinite
Apr 30th
14 tags
“I feel like I’m being penalized for not paying the penny left over from my...”
– -weird lady -Infinite
Apr 30th
Apr 28th
46 notes
14 tags
Apr 28th
14 tags
“I’ve been with you guys for 5 years, and you won’t even accept my...”
– Mad lady #12 Infinite
Apr 26th
14 tags
“I bet you’re one of those jerks who spits on the homeless!”...”
– Best comeback ever guy infinite
Apr 26th
14 tags
“I have friends that work at the Better Business Bureau and they told me...”
– -Obviously not lying guy -Infinite
Apr 26th
14 tags
“You’re so sweet, you deserve a gumbo and a po-boy!”
– -Awesome lady #35771 -Siamese Dream
Apr 26th
14 tags
“Is my phone on?” “Yes looks like all services are active”...”
– -Silly lady #0394.5 -Infinite
Apr 26th
14 tags
“It’s illegal in the state of Ten-eh-se-a to turn off someone’s phone...”
– The Royal Highness of Dumbass #1 Infinite 
Apr 24th
14 tags
“Hello! Thank you for calli-..” “You turn my phone on now. Okay....”
– -Angry foreigner #42432 Infinite
Apr 24th
14 tags
“Can you check and see if I have an iphone?” “Do you have an...”
– Confused old dude Infinite
Apr 24th
14 tags
“(Named Roxanne) “What am I supposed to do? Whore myself out to pay you...”
– Okay lady #2341 Infinite 
Apr 24th
14 tags
“I want to speak to a manager!” “Okay, no problem let me just get...”
– Jerkface #2341 Mellon Collie! 
Apr 24th
14 tags
“I’m not afraid of having my phone shut off, it’s not like...”
– Decent human being #41234123
Apr 23rd
14 tags
““I’m not finnah pay that” “Finnah?” “Yeah,...”
– Tard girl #323
Apr 23rd
14 tags
“And how would you like to pay that today” “Cash over the...”
– -Pretty okay dude #3 -Infinite as the rep
Apr 23rd
14 tags
Apr 23rd
14 tags
“I need my reconnection fee waived” “Did you get...”
– Crazy lady #006 -Mellon Collie 
Apr 23rd
30 tags
“Guy: “Hello, i’d like to make a payment today, hold on” (2...”
– -Crazy Guy #122345 -Psycho Tard Lady #221234 -Mellon Collie as the Rep!
Apr 23rd
30 tags
Apr 23rd
1 note
30 tags
““Thank you for calling Sprint! My name i-“ “I’m tired...”
– -Not sure if lady or dude -Infinite as the Rep!
Apr 23rd