Shit Sprint customers say

"I pay your salary!” “Well, I pay your welfare!"

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:33:17 -0500

““I pay your salary!” “Well, I pay your welfare!””

"Your name is stupid! It’s only 2 letters!” “No ma’am, my name is Alex, but..."

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:10:09 -0400

““Your name is stupid! It’s only 2 letters!” “No ma’am, my name...

"So this awesome scam has been going around where people really think that “Obama is going to..."

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 21:11:39 -0400

“So this awesome scam has been going around where people really think that “Obama is...

"I also work for Sprint, So I know how it works.” “You mean you know that you have to pay..."

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:00:57 -0400

““I also work for Sprint, So I know how it works.” “You mean you know that...

Thus is life

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:59:47 -0400

Thus is life

"Favorite Hobby?” “Stripping” “…alright"

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:54:01 -0400

““Favorite Hobby?” “Stripping” “…alright”” -...

"All you have to do is make a payment next monday and your phone will stay on” “Next..."

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:53:25 -0400

““All you have to do is make a payment next monday and your phone will stay...

"I was trying to get to tech support and the lady hung up in my FAAAAAAACE!"

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 23:41:56 -0400

““I was trying to get to tech support and the lady hung up in my...

"Do you know what it’s like to owe a lot of money to someone who you don’t even need in..."

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:12:20 -0400

““Do you know what it’s like to owe a lot of money to someone who you don’t...

"What’s your favorite hobby sir?” “Hobby?” “You know, your favorite..."

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:09:00 -0400

““What’s your favorite hobby sir?” “Hobby?” “You know,...

"I’m going to give you one last chance to turn on my..."

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 21:05:38 -0400

““I’m going to give you one last chance to turn on my...

"You’d think that since I’ve been with you guys for 2 months now you’d help me..."

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:55:37 -0400

““You’d think that since I’ve been with you guys for 2 months now...

"I’m worried” “About what, ma’am?” “Stuff” “Well,..."

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:54:54 -0400

““I’m worried” “About what,...

"I shouldn’t have a bill that’s 400 dollars and 67 days past due!” “I..."

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:50:05 -0400

““I shouldn’t have a bill that’s 400 dollars and 67 days past...

"Okay that’ll be 234 dollars.” “And how much is that in..."

Wed, 30 May 2012 23:49:25 -0400

““Okay that’ll be 234 dollars.” “And how much is that in...

"Listen, Man, My kids are hungry and I really need these benefits” “Oh, I understand..."

Sun, 20 May 2012 21:43:49 -0400

““Listen, Man, My kids are hungry and I really need these benefits” “Oh, I...

"Why can’t I make an arrangement?” “It’s been over a year since your last..."

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:25:55 -0400

““Why can’t I make an arrangement?” “It’s been over a year since...

"Thank you for calling Sprint this i-..” “Werates?” “I’m..."

Tue, 15 May 2012 20:43:32 -0400

““Thank you for calling Sprint this i-..” “Werates?” “I’m...

"Hi, I’d like my phone turned on. It’s my birthday” “Okay, well we will need..."

Thu, 10 May 2012 22:52:01 -0400

““Hi, I’d like my phone turned on. It’s my birthday” “Okay, well...

"Where do you expect people to find all this money to pay you guys? You ask for way too..."

Tue, 08 May 2012 18:59:54 -0400

““Where do you expect people to find all this money to pay you guys? You ask for way too...